Things that may or may not have been said in the last few days...

~"Santa is so sad. He's actually in the North Pole right now crying because of you."

~"Dad has millions of dollars. He just hides it so you don't spend it all."

~"I can't wait to get you home so I can beat the &$#*(% out of you and put you in your room!!"

~"I hate my parents!"

~"Skippy (our elf) didn't move last night because he had too much wine and didn't feel like flying."

~"Do whatever you want, just turn off the TV when you're done."

~"We're in DISNEY!! There is no crying in DISNEY!! Some kids NEVER get to Disney and you're crying here!"

~"Every time you say a nasty word, Santa deducts a present from your pile.Yes, it is true."

Can you tell who said what? :)