~"Santa is so sad. He's actually in the North Pole right now crying because of you."
~"Dad has millions of dollars. He just hides it so you don't spend it all."
~"I can't wait to get you home so I can beat the &$#*(% out of you and put you in your room!!"
~"I hate my parents!"
~"Skippy (our elf) didn't move last night because he had too much wine and didn't feel like flying."
~"Do whatever you want, just turn off the TV when you're done."
~"We're in DISNEY!! There is no crying in DISNEY!! Some kids NEVER get to Disney and you're crying here!"
~"Every time you say a nasty word, Santa deducts a present from your pile.Yes, it is true."
Can you tell who said what? :)