"If a toot is about to happen, I can't tell you before it happens. I just don't know. Sorry."
"Can you let me drive down our street? If I see the Sheriff, I'll duck."
"Where should I put this?" (it was a booger)
("Did you pee the bed") "Yeah, only a little, you don't even have to wash the sheets."
"Can the dog groomer cut my hair too?"
"Where's my pistol? The one with the bullets? I saw a squirrel."
"What will you do when I go to big school with Jackson? You'll need another baby or you'll be bored."