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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Things overheard around the house lately...

"If a toot is about to happen, I can't tell you before it happens. I just don't know. Sorry."


"Can you let me drive down our street? If I see the Sheriff, I'll duck."


"Where should I put this?" (it was a booger)


("Did you pee the bed") "Yeah, only a little, you don't even have to wash the sheets."


"Can the dog groomer cut my hair too?"


"Where's my pistol? The one with the bullets? I saw a squirrel."


"What will you do when I go to big school with Jackson? You'll need another baby or you'll be bored."

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