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Thursday, April 7, 2011

Things overheard around the house lately...

"Should I check on him? Eh, if he's dead he's dead..." (mother in law, talking about her 12-year-old Bichon)


"What's going on in here? I smell booze..."


"If you act like you're choking on your breakfast, she won't make you go to school."


"Why does Molly lick where she pees? Why can't I do that?"


"Will I be all alone when you die? Where will I go?"


"We have new neighbors. But they're boring, they don't have kids, just dogs."


"I don't need a bath! I got in the pool!!!"


And this is the best! I was doing AR this morning in Jack's class and this little boy came up to me and said, "Hi, I'm Sam. Sam Adams. Like the beer. Are you Jackson's mom?"


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