"Should I check on him? Eh, if he's dead he's dead..." (mother in law, talking about her 12-year-old Bichon)
"What's going on in here? I smell booze..."
"If you act like you're choking on your breakfast, she won't make you go to school."
"Why does Molly lick where she pees? Why can't I do that?"
"Will I be all alone when you die? Where will I go?"
"We have new neighbors. But they're boring, they don't have kids, just dogs."
"I don't need a bath! I got in the pool!!!"
And this is the best! I was doing AR this morning in Jack's class and this little boy came up to me and said, "Hi, I'm Sam. Sam Adams. Like the beer. Are you Jackson's mom?"
No comments:
Post a Comment