~The cost of outdoor furniture is as much or more than the cost of indoor furniture
~I could either pay for one of my child's college tuition or buy brick pavers for our pool/patio area (ok, I'm exaggerating but SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS they're expensive)
~I hate carpets. All carpets. They're gross and I want them out of my life
~The same FedEx & UPS guys drive down our street every single day, sometimes twice. The FedEx guy drives down our street way too fast. The UPS guy knows there are several dogs & children out playing, and drives about 10mph down the street-and waves every day:)
~My life is being run by dogs. Seriously.